Loki, you’re my hero.
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I… need to clarify. I didn’t think it was something that needed clarifying, but apparently it is.
Commission means money. It means that you will take your moneys and give it to me and I will draw you a wonderfully filthy(or not) picture of whatever is it you desire. Just like that. Money turns into a picture. Practically magic.
I would understand if there was one single case of someone not knowing this money => picture order of universe, but it’s not once. Or twice.
As amused as I am by these occasions, in the end, it’s a waste of my time.
And since it’s more or less on the topic - I DO NOT DO REQUESTS. I am not going to draw your favourite pairing/character even if you ask very nicely.
So please stop asking. All these asks do is annoy me. I do not have time for it - I’m fully supporting myself by freelancing - doing those magical commissions I mentioned above. I have millions of my own ideas I want to draw. And above these serious reasons, I really, really do not care about what you like. These are your preferences. I’ve got mine.
I do draw for friends, but usually it’s more of a trade. Art for fics and such.
You see, all of this is classified as common sense in my head. Every time I encounter someone unaware, it’s like a unicorn. One I want to skin.
kalelle asked: Can porn day be every day that ends in y?
I’d say I’d be worried all my followers will leave, but most importantly that’s a lot of reblogging. I’m not that determined.
Anonymous asked: I have to admit that your last post was NOT what I expected to see when I refreshed my Dash, but I'm not complaining!
I am beginning to think I need a Porn Day, where I reblog all kinds of wonderfully filthy things. So that there’s no doubt whatsoever about what kind of tumblr this is.
;3
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…is this.
It’s summer.
SUMMER.
I want to sleep all the time. All the time. All of it.
Is this summer!hibernation? Why. WHY?
I need a shirt like this. Because srsly. WHY.
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Anonymous asked: I love the random dicks you post. They always amuse me so, even though I shall never check my dashboard in a more or less public place again.
I’ll make sure to do it more often then.
yes, yes it is
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Prometheus is opening today!
Hey, a cock.
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timeandmotion asked: ...where are all these questions/statements that you ship IronFrost coming from? I don't think I've ever seen you post or make or whatever anything ABOUT that pairing ever coming from you. :/a
Apparently one picture - that was a commission too - constitutes shipping.
Anonymous asked: Love your art! You are officially responsible for me signing up for Filthy Figments again. Had a subscription two years ago, but didn't renew it when it ended, mostly because it didn't update that much back then. Sort of forgot about it until I found your blog. So, thank you! And please keep the glorious buttseks (I like this hybrid Dutch spelling) coming :).
Oh anon, I’m very happy to hear that! <3
Buttseksing will go on, I promise.
the-cerulean-hunter asked: Is there anyway you can draw a picture of Dante and Vergil? *Chibi eyes* Please. Your art is beautiful and I'd love to see how you see them. :D
$200 will do it.
